Teardowns

Public audits, not case studies

Real businesses, fetched the way an AI crawler fetches them, with the method and the raw evidence published so anyone can re-run the check.

Short answer

Each teardown fetches a set of real sites with a plain HTTP request and no JavaScript, and reports exactly what came back on a stated date. We do not test how assistants treat these businesses, because one run of a prompt is noise.

Why this exists instead of case studies

Most agency sites prove themselves with a logo wall and three numbers. We do not have client results worth publishing yet, and inventing them is not an option on a site whose whole position is that it publishes its sources.

So this is the alternative: public, reproducible audits of real businesses, using only facts anyone can re-check with a terminal and a minute.

The standard

  • Mechanical facts only. What a server returned to an ordinary HTTP request on a stated date. Nothing about how any assistant actually treats the business.
  • No assistant testing. Measuring an assistant honestly needs a frozen prompt set sampled many times. A single run is noise, and we will not publish noise.
  • Reproducible. Every line in every table can be re-run with curl. The method is published with the findings.
  • Dated, not silently updated. Sites change. When one does, we note the date rather than rewriting history, because the fetch date is part of the claim.
  • Corrections on request. If you run a business covered here and something is wrong, tell us. We re-fetch, correct it, and say that we corrected it.

Why we are not naming winners

Every business in these teardowns has a good site. They are fast, they look right, and they sell what they are meant to sell. Nothing in them is a failure by any conventional standard.

What changed is that a second kind of reader now matters, one that gets a single HTTP response, keeps a couple of hundred characters from around the heading, and never sees the photography. Almost nobody has written for that reader yet. That is why the same gaps turn up across independent businesses on the same platform, and why it is cheap to be early.

Common questions

Yes, and it does not have to be published. Book a call and we will fetch your site live with JavaScript disabled and read you what comes back. If you would rather the result stayed private, it stays private; the published teardowns are businesses we audited without a commercial relationship.

Because unnamed examples cannot be checked, and an agency asking you to trust its evidence should be checkable. We keep strictly to mechanical facts and we do not characterise anyone’s business, only what their server returned on a stated date.

When there is a category worth auditing and time to do it properly. A teardown takes a full verification pass per business, and we would rather publish one that holds up than a series that does not.

Want your own site pulled apart?

Book a 30 minute call. We will fetch it live with JavaScript disabled, read you what a crawler receives, and tell you which prerequisite is failing.